Whomst here has a wing. Roll call!

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 03/03/2020 at 19:53 • Filed to: None

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AestheticsInMotion > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 19:57

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(I currently have and have ever had zero wings. Shame to my family) 

someassemblyrequired > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 19:59

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Does the luggage rack I had on my ‘86 Celebrity sedan count?

MM54 > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:03

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Do chicken wings count?

Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:04

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Is this a wing or a spoiler? :

lone_liberal > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:07

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**Spoiler Alert **

That’s it. No wing, just a spoiler

Shift24 > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:09

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Since no ones posted anything yet

AestheticsInMotion > MM54 03/03/2020 at 20:13

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I'm going to need photo evidence 

AestheticsInMotion > Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] 03/03/2020 at 20:13

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That's a brz

AestheticsInMotion > Shift24 03/03/2020 at 20:14

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I love that rear window. I bet I wouldn't love replacing it though 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:19

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Current count: 1 car with nothing, 1 car with flying buttresses, one car with tailfins, one car with front fender fins, and one car with a roof that has its own hat.

But no wings.

Stock photos of nicer cars than mine , in order :

Maxima Speed > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:21

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No spoiler right now (unless you count the little nubby thing on the rear deck lid). Back when I had the Maxima and the Mazda 6 they both had spoilers.

AestheticsInMotion > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/03/2020 at 20:21

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I always forget how cool your collection is.

What's the last one? 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:21

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Does this count?

What if I drive with my hatch slightly open

XJDano > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:28

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 I have a .... Silverwing. 

TheRealBicycleBuck > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:31

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Not my wing, but I did take the pic.

This one is mine, although the wing is pretty small.

The spoiler on our Neon was bigger (not ours pictured, same model different color).

Urambo Tauro > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:35

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My Mustang has a stock wing on the trunk lid. It’s barely functional, though. M ostly flat except for a slight downward curl (about 5°) along its leading edge and a slight upward curl (also 5ish°) along its trailing edge. Probably provides about as much downforce as it weighs. But it looks good, and interferes minimally with rearward visibility .

wafflesnfalafel > Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] 03/03/2020 at 20:35

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E xcellent question - I would lean towards wing as the aerodynamic surface is held independent of the trunk lid. A low wing, but a wing nevertheless.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:40

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Needs more bondo

Sadly I don’t have a wing or bondo

TheJWT > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:43

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Yes but it probably does less than nothing

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:44

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Jesus Arias > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:46

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Not a wing but still looks purt y.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:47

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The last one is a Land Rover Series IIa. The pic is of a long wheelbase, mine is short. It’s called a safari top - a sun screen with little sunroof vents that open up underneath it for passive cooling.

Mostly I was just looking for a ruling on finding vs. wings. :D

Jesus Arias > Shift24 03/03/2020 at 20:48

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Where are your exhausts?

Jesus Arias > Shift24 03/03/2020 at 20:51

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Aye someone else with a 4th gen  fbody nice.

MM54 > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:55

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Uhhhh you don’t want to see them at this point.

Shift24 > Jesus Arias 03/03/2020 at 20:57

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V6 so its tucked up, but about to be a LS 5.3 so will change soon 

ChevytoMazda > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:58

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Mines the black one. But does the roof rack add 2 spoilers?

Shift24 > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 20:59

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Correct it actually easier just to buy a hatch with the window intact a nd repaint the hatch

f86sabre > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 21:02

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One Evo VIII huge carbon fiber rear wing - check

900 100 seat+ commercial airliner rear wings - check

Cool and coolest are covered. 

Jesus Arias > Shift24 03/03/2020 at 21:03

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Ah, wish you luck with the swap.

sony1492 > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 21:06

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I struggle to think if it actually d oes anything

phenotyp > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 21:09

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Whomst among us has let the dogs out?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 21:12

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Do lips count? Especially when on a fwd vehicle??

AestheticsInMotion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/03/2020 at 21:18

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It definitely counts if you drive with the hatch open

Jayvincent > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 21:19

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I has

not -my- car, but that’s my car’s wing!

AestheticsInMotion > f86sabre 03/03/2020 at 21:19

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Yep. You win 

slipperysallylikespenguins > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 21:24

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Not technically a wing but I count it.

OPPOsaurus WRX > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 21:25

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i had boneless chicken wings for lunch but i may have just shit them out so I dont think I have any at the moment.

ranwhenparked > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 21:26

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Wing, no; modest, and probably totally ornamental  spoiler, yes.

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 21:31

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EK Civic with Si wing. When I had my STI I removed the wing and the trunk would almost take your head off, when you opened it.

Poor_Sh > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 22:03

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Sometimes.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 22:42

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Not me!

U nless my oem duckbill counts

Derpwagon > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 22:49

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Yeh.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 23:07

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Arguably...

MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 23:10

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MINI has a little tiny one, Volvo has an even tinier one. My Mazda3 had a similar tiny one. I wonder if they’re at all functional since 3 completely different hatchbacks each with similar tiny wings. 

AestheticsInMotion > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 03/03/2020 at 23:29

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This is my favorite one so far

AestheticsInMotion > Derpwagon 03/03/2020 at 23:29

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God I love those wheels

AestheticsInMotion > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 03/03/2020 at 23:30

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I like the wing removal, but I also like the wing. A predicament... 

AestheticsInMotion > Poor_Sh 03/03/2020 at 23:30

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My monthly reminder that I am in fact head-over-heels in love with your car

AestheticsInMotion > Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition 03/03/2020 at 23:31

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Ha. I had the opposite problem. Put a luggage rack on my trunk and it won't stay open due to the weight 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 23:36

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Currently spoiler- less . :(.

At least my wife’s Fit is a Sport the base models with no spoiler just look wrong

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 23:42

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I have had wings. But do not have currently a wing.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 03/03/2020 at 23:44

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There’s is a very shitty base model blobeye in my town with an STI wang on it.

Who knows it could be yours. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Shift24 03/03/2020 at 23:46

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I do love the sneaky spoiler design on these cars.

It’s one of those details I never appreciated until I spent a bit looking at it. Specifically I noticed it while driving behind a red one last summer. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] 03/03/2020 at 23:47

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Tiny wang 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 23:47

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Not even a spoiler on a Volvo turbo  wagon?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > someassemblyrequired 03/03/2020 at 23:47

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If you believed it did 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jesus Arias 03/03/2020 at 23:52

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I’d call that a wing.

A very rare kind. I think the Firebird and Talon are the only cars I’ve ever seen with a wing at the base of the rear window instead of at the back of trunk lid.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jayvincent 03/03/2020 at 23:54

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You know what the sunroof says? It says I work hard I play hard, down at ocean city Maryland! 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheJWT 03/03/2020 at 23:54

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It makes the car not look heckin weird. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > phenotyp 03/03/2020 at 23:56

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Whomst

Whomst

Whomst Whomst Whomst

Poor_Sh > AestheticsInMotion 03/03/2020 at 23:59

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Aww  thanks!

AestheticsInMotion > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/04/2020 at 00:01

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Wait. I guess my outback had a spoiler. The Volvos did not :(

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > AestheticsInMotion 03/04/2020 at 00:25

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My little trim piece doesnt count does it... 

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > AestheticsInMotion 03/04/2020 at 01:01

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If the car came with the wing, I would not have removed it myself. I have accepted my reality by buying the car and have learned to love the look. But I dont really know it any other way. I sure do like my visibility not being hampered and drawing less police attention though. Talked to plenty of other STi owners who have considered wing removal solely to get pulled over less. Maybe its also the hella horns and vape clouds attracting the cops to them, but regardless the wing certainly helps attract the po po. Someone actually told me the cop said when he pulled him over, “I saw the wing and heard the exhaust (stock) so I just assumed you were up to no good”.

If I had the wing I would be making endless jokes about my park bench and it would probably make me smile more when I saw it. But thats because the kid in me will never die!

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/04/2020 at 01:02

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That wing was removed in 2006 so who knows where it ended up. I am sure there is a white base model impreza modded with all sorts of autozone magnets rocking my wing somewhere...

DutchieDC2R > AestheticsInMotion 03/04/2020 at 01:46

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I actually switched out my Mugen replica gen 1 spoiler for a stock one on the dc2 this past weekend...

Lokiparts > AestheticsInMotion 03/04/2020 at 07:51

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Team wing here. My son used to think I had a race car when he was little because it had a wing... It’s very much not a race car.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > AestheticsInMotion 03/04/2020 at 08:44

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The obvious solution is to Bosozoku your scoot.

Derpwagon > AestheticsInMotion 03/04/2020 at 09:10

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Right? Best ‘fake’ wheels ever.

cmill189 - sans Volvo > AestheticsInMotion 03/04/2020 at 10:48

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Shift24 > Jesus Arias 03/04/2020 at 22:20

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Thanks, seems the hardest part is finding a decent starting poiny